“Lord God,Lord God,Lord God this is not happening again!!!”
I’ve stared at the computer screen so long that my brain seems to be hurting.
Still, clear as crystal, that number remains on the screen.
150…150?! How the hell did this happen?!
Let me be sure this is my result! I rub my eyes and look again. Same number! D’uh!! Like rubbing eyes ever works!
I log out and log in again…
JOINT ADMISSIONS AND MATRICULATION BOARD.
Candidate Name: Salami, Adetoun Mary
State Of Origin: Ondo
Local Govt: Owo
Registration Number: 1563485655
Examination Number: 9635444482
Examination Centre: Yaba College of Technology Secondary School G.R.A. Yabatech Quaters,Yaba.
Use of English:33; Government= 27; Lit in Eng= 30; Christian Rel. = 60; Aggregate= 150
It’s still the same!!! It’s really my result!!!
What in God’s name am I going to do now?! How will I even tell my parents?!
This is the 6th year in a row that I’ve written JAMB! 6th!!!
The first time, I got 220. My mum said I had to do it again the next year because we are known for great results in my family. She said my sister had 303 and my brother had 290 and that they didn’t have two heads. My dad said I didn’t have to do it again if I didn’t want to because the result was good enough to enter Unilag,my first choice. But I like a challenge! And I hate it when my mum compares me to my siblings so I waited and did it again the next year only to score 200. And then I did it again the next year and the next and on and on… The results just got worse year after year! 220 then 200 then 190 then 185 then 170 and now 150?!?!
The computer beeps indicating that I have five minutes of internet time left. “Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a crisis?!” I hiss at the computer before I remember that I’m in public. Everyone is looking at me like I have a leprechaun dancing on my head. I hurriedly log out and practically run out of the cyber cafe.
Just perfect!!! Just perfect!!! After I paid that foolish lesson teacher a whole 20k to get me dubs,I still got 150?!
Who have I offended now?! Am I possessed or something?! God but why?! I promised to join the choir if I had a good score; that deal is definitely off now!
Chai! What will I do now?!
My mum told me that this year will be the last time she’ll register me for JAMB. Even LASU or Lagos State Polytechnic won’t accept me now! I know exactly what my mother will say; it’s the same thing she has said every year, “Toun,JAMB has jammed you!”
Hot tears are threatening to roll down my cheeks when suddenly,a chalkboard in front of a small store catches my eye. It reads:
“Sale girl with secondry school certificate wanting. Good salary”
I take a good look at the store. “NO KING LIKE GOD INTERNATIONAL SPARE PART SHOP. 3 OLOWU STREET IKEJA. We deals in original imported parts for Mercedes,Honda,Toyota e.t.c”
I walk in.
Fate has decided. Maybe this is my destiny.
***** P.S I did NOT write JAMB oh! Abeg! No be true life story be dis! And if by any chance this actually applies to you,do take heart; Aal iz well! *****
13 thoughts on “Jammed”
Sounds like a true life story…lol. Nice doh.
Seriously, if i ad nt none Ʊ,i wuld av said dis ur true life story
9c 1,dt was almost me xcludin d walkin in2 d spare part shop…as @ den I felt my destiny was walkin in2 a marriage
LMAO!!! But everything worked out in the end:)
Nice post. Believe it shall be well. Oga God will provide. Remember there is no king like God. How good was the ‘good’ salary tho?
LMAO!!! I don’t think the ‘good’ salary was good
Nice post. All iz well. Oga God go provide. Remember there Is no king like Him. How good was the ‘good’ salary tho?
Another well told story…u’re very good @ writing in this Genre…wat you call it? Fiction, drama, tragedy ?
Keep it up 😉
Thank you so much! 🙂
Jamb has jammed her. Indeed. Wat can we say..parents comparing a child unnecessarilt cos with less effort she might have been graduating already instead of being a ‘jamb failure’.
The Aal is well…tell me you’ve watched Bollywood’s Three Idiots?
I’ve watched three idiots;loved it! Thanks for reading!